A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually Attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant.

So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, ‘This is from the
Gentleman who is seated over there.’..and indicated the sender with a nod of his head.

She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man,then decided to send a reply to him by a note.

The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.

The note read:

‘For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and 7 inches in your pants.’

After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in
return.. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady.

It read:

‘Just to let you know things aren’t always what they appear to be, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my several garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen , Miami , and a 10,000 acre ranch in Louisiana . There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account and portfolio. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you are, would I cut off three inches. Just send the bottle back.’

A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring.

He replies: ‘I have a question to ask, but I don’t want to offend you.’

She answers, ‘My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.’

‘Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.’

She responds, ‘well, let’s see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.’

The cab driver is very excited and says, ‘Yes, I’m single and Catholic!’

‘OK’ the nun says. ‘Pull into the next alley.’

The nun fulfils his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

‘My dear child,’ said the nun, ‘Why are you crying?’

‘Forgive me but I’ve sinned. I lied and I must confess; I’m married and I’m Jewish.’

The nun says, ‘That’s OK. My name is Kevin , I’m from Tasmania, and I’m going to a Halloween party

A big shout out to Shadowtraveller for holding yet another awesome Music Madness Party. We all shared some funny videos to get the party going. We were all give the details of the event. It was a Ladies Night theme. Shadowtraveller even provided us with a Real Life gift. We all had the chance to win a Diamond Enclave Bag.

The Videos played and some good music was listened to by all. Red got to the second last song and ran for Emerald Enclave to post her answer, Follwed by Tazman221. They both left before the last video was played so Michael protested that they didn’t follow the rules lol. His protest was to go unnoticed lol.All residents that turned up received 2k.

The winner of the Diamond Enclave Bag and 10K in JOI bucks was Red. Second Price went to Tazman221 of 5k

All had a great time and Thankyou to all who turned up but most of all Thankyou to Shadtraveller who put on yet another great Music Madness party

Well a big thanks to all of you who turned up for DJ McDoodle Trivia party which was held during his Friday Night Music Session. While the music played Dj McMooDoodle asked us all hard questions from Trivia Pursuit (he couldn’t find his own) lol. We all had a good go at guessing even with a few strange answer from myself (Well someone has to be a nut hahaha). We all had the chance to win some really kewl real life prize provided by our very own JOI DJ himself.

Winnings went to BBWSuezque- 30K, Roxie won 25005, Tholius also won big with 22K, Red walking away with 13K, Cherry won 10K and Davo_dinkum won 1k.

Winnings of the real life prizes went to Cherry who won herself a $50 Visa Gift Card, Davo_Dinkum who won 2 $25 Visa Gift Cards and Myself ……… We shall leave my prize un-named

Now would i do that?? Of Course NOT!! I won a Rampant Rabbit!!

Thanks for the Real Life prizes Dj McDoodle and of course your JOI Bucks aswell

Also thankyou for the awesome sound we all got to enjoy while playing Trivia

1. When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good memory.. I don’t remember, what I chose.

2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.

4. Impotence: Nature’s way of saying ‘No hard feelings…’

5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - ‘don’t’ and ’stop’, unless they are used together.

6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.

7. There are three stages of sex in a man’s life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.

8. Virginity can be cured.

9. Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity.

10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.

11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.

12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.

13. Q: What’s an Australian kiss?
A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.

14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing……

15. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn’t.

16. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don’t have eyes.

17. Despite the old saying, ‘Don’t take your troubles to bed’, many men still sleep with their wives!!

If you’ve ever worked for a boss that reacts
before getting the facts
and thinking things through, you will love this!

Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a
shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of
all slackers.

On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall.
The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he
meant business.

He walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and
asked, ‘How much money do you make a week?’

A little surprised, the young man looked at him and replied, ‘I make
$400 a week. Why?’

The CEO then handed the guy $1,600 in cash and
screamed, ‘Here’s four weeks pay, now GET OUT and don’t come back.’

Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and
asked, ‘Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did
here?’

From across the room came a voice,

‘Pizza delivery guy from Domino’s.’

Firstly i’d like to send out a big congratulation to BBWSuezque on becoming our New Sapphire Enclave Leader. As she already held Neighbourhood position in the enclave, Sue will have an easy transition, and will be a great asset to the enclave. once again Congratulation Sue

I’d also like to send out a congratulation to Gatita on becoming our very first Dj’s Girl. Gatita was selected for this month to be Dj McDoodle’s girl for the month. She also won 10,000 JOI Bucks for being selected CONGRATULATION Gatita!!

The list of superlatives is endless when describing what DJ McDoodle has done for JOI Radio. Saturday night’s show was a rockin’, foot stompin’, shit kickin’, helluva time. DJ McDoodle rocked the house with a masterful mix of classic rock and today’s country music. As always, he threw in a blend of his own wit and naughty songs, along with songs performed by Michael’s talented daughter Ali. JOI residents turned out in record numbers and it was one awesome party. I think BG was soaking wet before the night was over (and it had nothing to do with the weather!). I can’t say it enough but, DJ McDoodle…YOU ROCK DUDE!!!
Remember folks, keep listening every Friday at 2PM and Saturday at 6PM (Always JOI Time!)
TUNE IN!…TURN ON!…GET NAKED!

Tazman221
JOI Human Resources Manager
JOI Chief Librian
And Proud Member of the Elite Perv Society

This weekend, the JOI Radio show came A L I V E! Michael, also known as DJ McDoodle kicked ass and took names with his amazing heart pounding, boobie shaking, ball bouncing music! This is the JOI Radio show we have longed for! The music is definitely not suited for kids. So, if you are tuned in be sure to put on headphones or send the kiddies to another room, as this is not music one would find on any mainstream radio show. The residents all enjoyed and sang along with the tunes.

On Friday, the 2:00PM show was intended for Europeans, since most Americans are at work during this hour. Choosing this time zone is an attempt to offer those in those in that time zone an event that is set at a more convenient time for them. However, most of the attendees were from the USA. And just when the decision to replace the European time slot with yet another American-friendly one was about to be made, Rosy and Gent (who are themselves European) saved the day for all Europeans! Three Cheers for Rosy and Gent! BigBenJ, a newbie who may also be European based on his name made an appearance as did newbie Leinahtan (who has a purple house)!

The show went off without a hitch. The music was well chosen and well suited for the intended audience. A quote from tazman221:“DJ McDoodle does it again! Another awesome show! One word comes to mind to describe his talents…BRILLIANT! JOI has added another Jewel to it’s collection. DJ McDoodle, you totally rock dude! Another awesome turnout by our residents, thanks for your show of support! ROCK ON!” To learn more about the JOI Radio show with DJ McDoodle visit the DJ McDoodle webpage: http://www.jewelofindra.com/info/radio.html

This week’s DJ McDoodle stars are:

Aimee
badgirl
BBWSuezque
BigBadJ
bottomsup
Cragmaxx
Dhraco
doctragoz
Ferevad
fifi508
Gatita
Gent
Grangerr
HOCKEYGIRL1970
insatable
Leinahtan
lynda07
Michael
red
Robert
Rosy
shadowtraveller
tazman221
Tholius
Tony Next week, DJ McDoodle will announce his VERY FIRST DJ GIRL! Who will be the lucky girl? Who will receive up to $50,000.00 JOI bucks? Well, you have to tune in to find out. COME PLAY WITH US!